Time to Put Little Ricky in his Place!!!!

RICKY THE SNITCH!

This little bitch went back and changed scores and ripped a win away from me! Just weeks after he claimed he was against snitching! Rick Sucks!

First Winless Season in League History??

Luke falls to 0-3 with his 3rd straight loss of the season. Will he go 0-9? Will Devendorf hit enough girls to carry him to his first win? or will McAlarney keep suckin Harangody's dong with a flat top bush over it?

AFC CHAMPYINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll see you MF'ers in TAMPA!!!

A Typical Day in the Life of Greg

'Melo to Jesse - STOP SNITCHING!

It turns out there is more than one Rat amongst us. Aside from Rattatouille, Uncle Jesse has joined the ranks of the rodents... On our beloved score sheet, Paul Harris of Syracuse helped carry Rick to a close victory over Danny Tanners friend and ally - Uncle Jesse. But would Jesse take his licks like a man and move on? No. He had to go snooping around and stuck his rat-nose where it didn't belong. It turns out that Rick had the aforementioned Harris resting comfortably on his bench in favor of Venezuelan sensation Greg Echenique. Noticing the discrepancy in starting lineups, the Venezuelan-hating Greek blew the whistle on the whole situation and ratted Rick out to the first police officer he could find - Mall Cop, Greg Blart.

The events that would follow here have sent shockwaves through the league. Who do we trust? Are teams doctoring their scores in a massive conspiracy of payouts and favors? This league manager thinks so. The fall out of Katsopolisgate has sent powerhouse team Boom Goes the Dynamite from the the upper echelons of the league hierarchy into the shadows after the scoring change put a black mark into his loss column. 

If I were any of you, I would look over my shoulder and always know there is someone full of spite lurking in the shadows ready to strike... 

EXTERMINATED!!!!

That stench around the Big East Fantasy League this week has finally been identified.... sure enough Ratt got caught in a trap. Team RATTSFIELD was going after some cheese when they ran into the exterminators known as Electric Dream Machine. A service was planned but has been cancelled due to lack of interest. The only rodent that this league cares about is Little Jerry. May his brave soul rest in peace.

Mission: Kill Haranugly

There appears to be one jerk out there in the Big East this year who wants to consistantly ruin peoples lives, be it with his #'s, or with his looks. I am of course talking about Haranugly. Combine this horrific man with another particularly ugly man, Greg, and we have a phenomenon. I dont want to live in a world where the ugly are celebrated and the good looking are turned away! I suggest, we kill Haranugly. And Greg. 2 Birds with 1 stone! -Ratt