'Melo to Jesse - STOP SNITCHING!

It turns out there is more than one Rat amongst us. Aside from Rattatouille, Uncle Jesse has joined the ranks of the rodents... On our beloved score sheet, Paul Harris of Syracuse helped carry Rick to a close victory over Danny Tanners friend and ally - Uncle Jesse. But would Jesse take his licks like a man and move on? No. He had to go snooping around and stuck his rat-nose where it didn't belong. It turns out that Rick had the aforementioned Harris resting comfortably on his bench in favor of Venezuelan sensation Greg Echenique. Noticing the discrepancy in starting lineups, the Venezuelan-hating Greek blew the whistle on the whole situation and ratted Rick out to the first police officer he could find - Mall Cop, Greg Blart.

The events that would follow here have sent shockwaves through the league. Who do we trust? Are teams doctoring their scores in a massive conspiracy of payouts and favors? This league manager thinks so. The fall out of Katsopolisgate has sent powerhouse team Boom Goes the Dynamite from the the upper echelons of the league hierarchy into the shadows after the scoring change put a black mark into his loss column. 

If I were any of you, I would look over my shoulder and always know there is someone full of spite lurking in the shadows ready to strike...